DISQUS

Everything Everywhere: This Is My Last Blog Post Ever

  • Ben Wilson · 1 year ago
    Noooooo. I cannot belive it!
  • kevin · 1 year ago
    But you'll keep the "Where on Google Earth" game going?
  • Nathan D · 1 year ago
    Given your international readership this will come as a REAL shock to many.
  • Ben Wilson · 1 year ago
    If this is true. What will you do now?
  • Ben Wilson · 1 year ago
    His name's ceaser
  • fiksi · 1 year ago
    april mop! :)
  • fiksi · 1 year ago
    happy april fool's day! :)
  • Aibek · 1 year ago
    LOL!

    Gary, you could have at least linked to proper travel blog of the guy from Central Europe. Just one post in that blog will not do! :))) And Gary is not Eastern European name, at least, I've never heard of.
    For a moment I was about to say "that's why I didn't get that postcard yet!"
  • ChinaMatt · 1 year ago
    Figures, I come across this blog and find an April Fool's joke.
  • Øyvind · 1 year ago
    noooo please don't leave us! I think you are cute. Don't listen to the others here, you're not a fool!
  • Connie Chung · 1 year ago
    Well Roy,

    Thanks for coming clean... I must say, you had me fooled!! Everyone needs a hero these days, and Gary was an inspiration for us all.

    My god boy, put a sheet on or something!!!
  • archondigital · 1 year ago
    April fools!!!
  • Drew · 1 year ago
    Great April Fools Joke. Gary you are a riot.
  • Amy · 1 year ago
    My question was who would take the picture? No way anyone's hanging out with Roy DeWitt. Roy DeWitt looks like he doesn't smell very good...
  • Entrepreneur · 1 year ago
    Just for that I am NOT DROPPING a card on you ;)
  • Kel · 1 year ago
    I literally felt my heart constrict. Then I noticed the date. Phew!
    Too bad about your flight being cancelled...
  • Alfred Saforo · 1 year ago
    don't stop for nothing mate. life is for the Blogging. However i will do a follow up review of your blog now that you've laid all the facts on the table. All the best.
  • Aniruddha Deodhar · 1 year ago
    Dear Roy,

    There are few people on this earth who have braveness to tell the truth. I know and understood your feelings when you confessing against your real feelings. It is nice to evaluate ourselves when we are at certain situation. You have one more skill (I might think that or may I false) how to write. Dear Roy, it is not a easy job. I could not possible to write without any experience. But got gifted you such type of skill. I request you please never left from this blog land. You are the necessity of the time and guide someone who is in difficult condition. God may give you much more courrage to escape you from your current situation. I never advice you (because I have less experience than you) but just you to please do some sort of exercise to escape this situation. Your presence on this earth for some special cause. You are required to help people and give a new face to blogging world. So, don't leave and work for better.

    Regards,
    India On Wheels
  • pancit eater · 1 year ago
    April Fool's Day
  • edie · 1 year ago
    I forgot it was April Fool's Day and believed it for a minute, but on second thought, your pictures never matched your descriptions...don't try to lose the weight..you'll/he'll (whoever's in the picture) need $200,000 worth of plastic surgery to get rid of all that SKIN!!!!
  • Courtney.A. · 1 year ago
    uncle gary (roy) I can't believe how you let yourself go while your traveling around the world.I am so discusted. but I can't wait to see you.




    Your favorite,
    neice Courtney
  • Jesse(ur brother) · 1 year ago
    Wow you changed alot
  • Jenny (your favorite cousin) · 1 year ago
    Man, I can smell you in Appleton! Dude, it's a new invention called SOAP! No, wait, TWO new inventions - SOAP and a WASHCLOTH!!! How do you get at your crevices??? Aww hell, you need to just lay on the belt, put yourself in neutral, and go through the car wash. That would get them all!
  • The arndt's · 1 year ago
    I agree with you cousin Jenny. he should go right throgh the car wash.I bet he has changed alot since you have seen him last.
  • Robert · 1 year ago
    That explains a lot Gary or roy whatever your name is. Thats why you haven't been coming to christmas or easter or my BIRTHDAY or any holidays..you have been trying to cover your weight up by saying you are traveling around the world well i'm glad i know the truth now.


    Your favorite nefu
  • dpeach · 1 year ago
    That is a great post. I am visiting the blog for the first time today after hearing the Amateur Traveler podcast interview. I was a bit shocked for a second.

    Great post!
  • turophile · 1 year ago
    Boy, things have gone downhill since college for you Gary/Roy. Still getting over . .. ?
    Happy April Fool's Day. Take a shower.
  • Ben Wilson · 1 year ago
    man, I don't know what to belive.
  • Amer · 1 year ago
    Hello
    I enjoed traveling with you on this website, so try to work with real travellers or people who can provide you with stories and photos from around the world.
    i'll try to help you id you decide to continue
  • Gary Arndt · 1 year ago
    Ok. Just so we are clear. April 1 is called April Fools day. People play jokes on April 1. This post is a joke.

    Ok?

    Not real. Fake. False. Pretend. Fantasy. Fiction.
  • Brett Rounsaville · 1 year ago
    Et tu Gary?!
  • Happy Hotelier · 1 year ago
    Happy April Fool's Day!

    And thanks again for nominating me at the Upgrade nomination!
  • Auntie Judy · 1 year ago
    Your mother called me and said "get on Gary's blog"!! Oh my goodness Gary, we had quite a chuckle. How in the heck did you think of this April Fool joke.....very good! I think you have a few folks wondering. It's a joke folks, enjoy. Be happy, safe and we all love you. Auntie Judy
  • mary and john · 1 year ago
    Gary, met you at Princess Tui's in Samoa.
    Have been following you. Clicked on your April Fool's blog - we knew the REAL you! So can't fool us.... ha ha ha. Glad to see you have a REAL fan club now... from your old fans...
    john and mary
  • Courtney · 1 year ago
    omg